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Colby Jefferson comes to the ring. Fresh off of her big comeback, and riding high on a winning streak of THREE straight victories over some of the biggest stars in the WWA, she's looking particularly (smug) today.
>"You know, it's not been an easy time for Colby Jefferson, ever since my big comeback. I've seen friends buried only for it to go horribly awry. Other friends, and even the love of my life Amy Flame, have gotten badly hurt, and everyone's not always on the same page lately. So that's why, now of all times, it's important that SOMEBODY is holding down the fort around here. I am PROUD to be a pillar of strength for my friends and loved ones, a success as a wrestler, and someone that everyone can look up to. Colby Jefferson has well and truly MADE it here in the WWA!"
Colby draws in a deep breath and looks around with a smile.
>"You are looking at the woman who shoved pizza down Hailey Brittania's throat until she became a drug-addicted loser, who taught Raging Red that breathing was fun and then cut off her ability to do it until she passed out in my arms, who tamed the drunken fury of Kasumi O'Brian and dedicated it to my dearly departed friend Jennifer. Who sent Miss USA into her WWA World Title match against Priscilla Divine humbled and broken, who came BACK to show Zunigoth that there are some people you just DON'T mess with. I've done ALL these things, and it's time for a few bigger trophies on my wall!"
>"So now I'm setting my sights on the one main event wrestler in the WWA who I haven't conquered, OTHER than my good friend, the WWA World Champion Priscilla Divine. I'm talking about someone who's wrestled for the WWA World Championship on PWE on THREE separate occasions, with a self-inflicted string of titles, nicknames and accolades that runs on all day and half the night, the last TRUE main event wrestler in the Waifu Wrestling Alliance other than Priscilla Divine."
Colby looks at the camera and grins.
