>>10924032What a nice post bubbeleh, I just wanted to call and say how proud we are of you. Remember to call me tonight after you get home from your law firm. I know you’ve been putting in all those hours and your boss is a total slave driver, but don’t forget about your family. Don’t worry, I know you’ll make partner soon. You looked so skinny last time I saw you, so I'm making your favorite latkes with sour cream this Wednesday, so you’d better come! I'm also inviting Rebecca Leibowitz from the chabad school you went to when you were 8. Her parents are such nice people and she’s such a sweet girl. You’re always at work all the time and I don’t trust those dating apps or whatever it is you kids use today. I'm waiting for my grandchildren that you need to have before I pass, and not with some floozy shiksa! Anyway, I'll let you go now my precious bubbeleh, I know you're very busy. It sounds like your grandpa Larry is coughing real loud again and I need to go to the other room, you know how his allergies are this time of year. Don't forget to eat well! Remember to call me! Oh and I just remembered, Rebecca knows how to make a good brisket! Also she knows how to salsa dance and is a doctor from Harvard! I know you're trying to go son, just remember to call me later! Your father says hello! I think, or he might just be choking on some gefilte again, I think I’d better go help him. Oh, and I almost forgot, remember your nephew David has his bar mitzvah later on the next month, just a reminder so you don’t forget! Anyway, bye bubbe! AND REMEMBER TO CALL ME! Maury, are you ok? I told you not to eat them so fast, drink some more water! No, not that cup, use the one near the keys on the table. No, the other one on the coaster, the green one over by-*click*
