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Canadian provinces simplified for all you pitiful non-leafs
>British Columbia: sea + weed + gay
>Alberta: Inbred American oil tycoon bootlickers
>Saskatchewan: the most interesting thing about this place is its shape
>Manitoba: descendants of French Indian rapists seething because they still have to pay taxes
>Ontario: our primary industry is embezzling and selling heroine to politicians kids
>Quebec: if you don't give us billions of dollars every year we're going to chop up the prime minister and start a fucking war
>Newfoundland: were all nice but only because you're the first person that's not related to us we've seen in months
>Nova Scotia: where all your lobster and fish sticks come from, that's about it.
>New Brunswick: I do not exist.
>Prince Edward Island: I SHOULD not exist.
Territories:
>Yukon: welcome back to 1986 featuring: more bears than humans
>Northwest Territories: welcome back to 1986 featuring: suicide because you can't afford to eat
>Nunavut: welcome back to 1946 featuring: complete lawlessness
