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>be me
>bored at work
>small company, office job
>get a coworking suite with my boss who only comes in on sundays
>boss isn't in usually on weekdays, save wednesday
>today I'm particularly horny
>don't want to jack off
>looking for alternative
>remember I played a flight simulator the night before for like five straight hours
>get the idea to whip my hard-on out
>sit in my swivel chair and start banking right and left while making jet noises
>TERRAIN
>PULL UP
>WOOP WOOP
>press the tip to fire cannons
>TARGET LOCK
>FIRE
>don't hear footsteps outside door
>keep pretending to be F-16 Phalcon
>about to blow my load
>quietly yell "ATOLL" and "EJECT"
>hop up from chair and happen to be standing infront of boss' chair
>it's just flowing
>jerk it back
>blows out all over the chair
>boss opens the door and sees this absolute fucking mess
>looks at me like pic related
>slams the door shut and doesn't come back
and that's how I lost my first job
btw my boss was a woman
