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>NEW YEAR!!!
>SAME BAD BITCH!!!
>THE PATRIOT PRINCESS!!!
>THE WARHORSE TAMER!!!
>THE AMERICAN EAGLE!!!
>THE DRAGON SLAYER!!!
>THE BADDEST BELLE FROM BELL TO BELL!!!
>THE UNDISPUTED FACE AND THE ABSOLUTE ACE OF THE AMERICAN RACE!!!
>MISS AMERICANA!!!
>THE ONE WOMAN DREAM TEAM!!!
>AMERICA'S WRESTLER!!!
>'MERICAN MILF!!!
>AMERICA'S MOM!!!
>THE FAIR HAIRED MUSE ROCKING BABY JESUS BLUES!!!
>DISNEY'S AMERICAN PRINCESS!!!
>THE ONE WITH BLOOD THAT RUNS RED, WHITE AND BLUE!!!
>COOLER THAN COLBY!!!
>UMA STACY ADDAMS!!!
>THE ONE!!!
>THE ONLY!!!
>MISS USA!!!
>HERE TO USHER IN 2024 WITH A BANG!!!
>SO LET'S IGNITE THIS YEAR 'CAUSE I'M COMING IN HOT AND FRESH OUT THE KITCHEN!!!
>AND THIS MAMA'S ROLLIN' HER BODY GETTIN' EVERY MAN IN HERE WISHIN'!!!
>SO POP THAT CRISTAL IN THAT STRETCH NAVIGATOR!!!
>'CAUSE UNLIKE THE HOUSE OF USHER!!!
>WE DID NOT FALL!!!
>WE HAVE ENDURED!!!
>WE WILL CONQUER!!!
>BUT BEFORE ALL ELSE!!!
>WORD IS THAT A LITTLE ORIENTAL MINX HAS TAKEN ISSUE WITH LITTLE OLE ME!!!
>WELL, TOOTS; HERE'S THE FACTS!!!
>WHERE MISS USA GOES; FIREWORKS FOLLOW!!!
>AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT FACT THEN YOU SHOULD'VE PLANNED A BETTER PARTY!!!
>NOW GET THIS THROUGH YOUR GRAIN BRAINED HEAD!!!
>IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MISS USA; ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS NUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!
>SO WHY DON’T YOU PACK THAT LITTLE JAYPAN FANNY OF YOURS TO THE CLOSEST BOMB SHELTER BEFORE I MAKE HIROSHIMA LOOK LIKE A WARNING SHOT!!!
>AND I KNOW A BUNCH OF OTHER GALS ARE AFTER YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BEHIND!!!
>SO WHETHER IT'S THAT YELLOW YOKEL FROM WHATEVER PODUNK TOWN SHE RODE ON A DONKEY FROM!!!
>*Thoughts and prayers go out to the hardworking people of Corn Town who suffered through the chilly Winter of '23*
>OR THAT ICY ICHIBAN IDIOT WHO'S RUN HAS BEEN COLDER THAN YOUR STELLAR LEADER'S CORPSE!!!
>Y'ALL BEST BE SURE!!!
>I WILL RUN THROUGH THEM TO GET TO YOU, LITTLE GIRL!!!
>SO YOU BETTER HOPE THAT YOUR DADDY'S HOME!!!
>BECAUSE I GOT A BAD DESIRE!!!
>ONIGIRI!!!
>YOU AND I ARE GOING THROUGH CORN, ICE AND FIRE!!!
