>>11594766Cute Swedish pheno you got there, Vladolina.
Ever wondered why you look so different from your deformed peers?
Well, as everyone know Russia was formed by Swedes and Rus is actually based on the Finnish word for Swede.
But what's not so known is that slavs at one point gathered numbers and threw the Swedish kings out. But as destiny would have it they couldn't rule their tribes and Russia fell into chaos so they invited the Swedish kings back to rule them.
Only...
They'd considered their options carefully this time. And they figured they could have the best of both worlds if they offered their women to Swedes for breeding so they could consolidate some of their power.
And that's how to this day there are tons of Russian cuties with Swedish pheno.