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last two digits are your wife's age.
no divorces, you're stuck until one of you dies.
Dubs: pick age
Red ID: Does whatever you want
Orange ID: Makes you do whatever she wants
Yellow ID: Is a fat midget
Green ID: Is a giant fucking amazon of a woman
Blue ID: Eats your ass on the daily
Purple ID: Is the breadwinner
bonus
Number in ID: Is attractive
Math symbol in ID: is a trap
good luck.