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I am a slampig. As much as I like getting fucked having to take a shit and push your asshole back into itself sure sucks. Sometimes I’m just squatting and it slowly falls out, kind of like feeling a shit slide out but it’s your fucking anal tract. Don’t be gays guys, it’s a real thing and I regret it and I need to go to the doctor to have a professional shove stuff up my ass now.
