>>1058719In a stunning move, the previously peaceful and kind goys launch a surprise attack on the French, having decided that killing the invaders would put them in good steed to win the Queens favour and remove their curse.
>>1058727Rolling forward in new mechanical contraptions known as 'Barrels', the boozekeg hits the first resistance from dedicated anglo villages. Nevertheless, they still make good advancements.
>>1058728Despite the surprise, the French soldiers use their superior training to fight the goys to a standstill, leaving a series of scorched villages and massacred soldiers in the centre of their lines.
