>>9471040I just got back from the store after buying lots of calorie dense nonperishable foods, booze and toilet paper.
>cashier asks for my ID, and says that she likes my picture. >Then she sees the duke's spicy smoked sausages I was buying, and says that they look tasty. >I say they're great, and that as a bonus they stay good for ages. >She says that she doesn't want to worry me, but that having well preserved foods is a good idea considering what is going on. >I play dumb, even though it it obvious I am prepping. >She hands me my receipt, and makes sure to rub her fingers along my palm while smiling.I'm in boys, I have a guaranteed slampig for the apocalypse
