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>get drunk
>go home
>take my little sister to the ball park at 6th inning
>throw up in the upper box seat area
>dip out and go throw up in the bathroom in sink
>clog it with whiskey colored puke
>go to the other side of the ball park
>keep drinking water until i feel better
>ball park lights get shut off
>sneak into baseline seats
>explosions ensue
>fireworks right in our faces
>walk less than a block to go home
pretty good night tbqh
my sister laughed, someone has to clean up my puke and i got to see explosions. literally the american dream.