>>14189388They believe an intergalactic super being decided to conceive itself to die for itself to appease its anger at its own creation, and it just so happened that he did it using a jewish vagina. Then, once corporeal, he proceeded to LARP as a jew for his entire existence, wearing jewish clothes and worshiping jewish holidays like Purim and Passover because I guess it was funny. Curiously, nobody but jews are witnesses to any of this, which is rather odd but oh well shut up and stop thinking about it. Therefore everyone should worship this magical jew who wasn't jew (except that he was and self-admitted he was), and a cult created by a different jew named Saul the Pharisee, which had exactly zero non-jewish converts until around the 100s CE because it was a cult of personality rather than a religion. The mixed race goblinos who then arose centuries later then make up any excuse to uncritically claim all of this is real and cannot conceive of being wrong because without the magical jew cult they have no identity whatsoever.
