>>2618629>macdonalds drive thru service is brutalno, not really. they're on the lower end of brutal service. Usually the most brutal service is ordering take out and you have to go pick it up. You need to be very careful because opening the door too loudly will spook everybody in the restaurant out and shots will be fired. I personally have several holes all over my body (thankfully nothing fatal though) thanks to that. Chinese takeout is even worse because the restaurant staff will actively shoot at you while you get your food. Thats actually how my friend got shot up to pieces, poor jimmy. None of this really compares to cooking at home, as every American is armed to the teeth with all kinds of guns and explosives. there are optional precautions that an american can take to make sure his house doesn't go up in a burger flabe, but nobody does it. I nearly destroyed my neighbor's house when my gunspoon accidentaly discharged and the shot went straight into his basement. I then heard a loud bang and ran over to his house as quickly as i could. I knocked on his door and immediately ducked. Several shots quickly came out of the door about where my chest was. He only fired warnings shots and it was safe for me to come in. Turns out that he dropped a large pot of his favorite dish of gumbo-tacorito (he's from Texas, don't ask) Others aren't so fortunate like this one guy on the news who owned several artillery pieces (former marine corps artillery guy, go figure) and when he was cooking, the pot got so hot that it melted through the stove and floor and landed on top of an artillery shell. There were no survivors cause the house (big house too) was just gone.
All in all I'd rate our cooking 10/10 because america is #1.
