>>3364113If Americans are sleeping then what am I? Am I truly American if I am not sleeping at this moment in time? Or is gthere some insideous, un-American shadow that controls my body by night, making shitposts on a Russian telemarketing forum, becoming tainted with foreign influence? Dear lord, what have I become? What has this board turned me into? By day, I am burger, by night, I am NEET? Am I some sort of abomination like the lycanthropic shapeshifters of old? Am I... spurdo spade?
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