>>17351487>>17351499>>17351514>>17351529I thought you were a little too obvious with the "I was molested as a kid" bit, but otherwise I'd give you a 7/10. Quite decent Aussie shitposting that even fooled a few fellow Aussies.
>>17351541Oh goddamn it, you had to go and spoil it all here. Now I have to downgrade you to a 2/10, a true blue shitposter never, EVER reveals they're just shitposting for the same reason magicians don't reveal how they perform their tricks. Leave 'em guessing and hungry for more.
Next time just leave the thread without shattering the suspension of disbelief. It's far more entertaining as an audience if we can never really know for sure whether you were just shitposting or not.