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>need to take a dump
>but once on the toilet, can't
>need to do a zoomer interview for a 6,450 a month job, I've done this job before
>suddenly the spicy chick fil a biscuit I had for breakfast is knocking at my doors
>boomer boss says that there are 4-5 other people he's interviewing today, but I'm the first (I made sure I was the first)
>I reach the end of the interview, thank the boomer boss for his time and fiddle with zoom because I don't know how to turn it off until he ends the call
>run to the bathroom and take a fat shit
I don't think I'm gonna get the job desu. Ever notice how you'll need to take a shit for hours, without being able to take one, then suddenly your body is like "NOW NOW NOW" right at the worst possible time? It's uncanny.