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>Be me
>Looking for femboys
>Find a really cute one
>We start dating
>He's really into pagen shit tho
>Constantly talks about vikings
>Norse mythology type
>He makes me learn about gods or whatever
>Don't really care
>Just want that sweet sweet bussy
>One day he invites me over
>This is it, we're gonna fuck
>jackpot.mp3
>I arrive and he talks about random Norse shit
>Not paying attention
>as I'm looking around his room I hear him utter the most horrific sentence I have ever heard
"Did you you know that Norse ships have 16 times the detail of other ships the era"
>ohno.jpg
>before I can even run I am knocked out
>As I am blacking out, I see todd taking off his disguise
>Black out
>Wake up
"Hey you, you're finally awake"
God damn it todd, 3rd time this month
