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>raised on formula milk
>pumped with countless vaccines
>removed foreskin (males)
>removed thyroid
>removed tonsils
>removed gall bladder
>removed appendix
>deliberately gimped eyes, requires purchasing (((glass))) or (((laser sculpting))) your corneas to unlock functionality
>heart valves chopped up and reconfigured
>electronic ticker implanted in heart
>removed uterus (females)
>removed breasts because Angelina Jolie said breasts lead to breast cancer (females)
>removed labial tissue (females)
>prostate half- or sometimes fully removed, usually in the elderly (males)
>most of the stomach removed, leaving only a mini sized 'stomach'
>removed wisdom teeth
>mercury poison pellets inserted into teeth for slow release
>on aspirin (for 'heart health')
>on statins
>on anti-depressants
>on hormones - either the pill when younger or HRT when older (females)
>on strong opioid painkillers
>on long courses of heavy-duty antibiotics several times a year because the doctor is too lazy to actually figure out what's wrong at first
>...removed kidney to raise funds to pay for all of the above
At this point, can the average amerimutt honestly even be considered human?