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>be me waiting for a bus
>crackhead nigger talking about how he is going to win the lottery
>when he wins he will buy me a Lamborghini and a helicopter
>I humor him as we wait
>by the time the bus arrives and we board I have grown weary of him
>he sits directly behind me and starts bothering some Asian college student instead
>Asian puts on headphones and ignores him
>nigger suddenly announces, "Man, I've gotta PISS!"
>before I even register the sound of it hitting the floor, I look down to see a pool of urine collecting between my shoes
>look behind me: he holds his large retard nigger dick, spraying directly at the floor, making "Ahhh" noises
>I run to the front of the bus
>negress driver says, "You can't be walkin while the bus is in motion, suh!"
>notify her that a passenger is pissing on the floor
>she groans like this is the 5th time today, calls dispatch to get a cleanup crew ready at the station
