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>tfw not fat
>tfw don't own a gun
>tfw I wasn't born in the land of freedom
>tfw I don't consume high fructose corn syrup
>tfw I don't eat cattle force fed corn and antibiotics
>tfw wake up every day not worried about getting shot
>tfw have had a passport since 7 years of age
>tfw have travelled around the world
>tfw only need 1 job @38hrs pw to comfortably survive
>tfw don't have to pay tips
Why would you want to live in America?