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Hey /bant/, one of my close female friends has recently gotten into the habit of picking me up and carrying me around like a child. It was fine the first one or two times, but she does it almost every single time we hang out and has done it twice in public.
She's always messed around with me because of my height, but the jokes before this were pretty tame. Just the other day, while we were hanging out at my place, I had made us a delicious 'za. I quickly finished it and she started going on about how it's not healthy to eat so fast, then she rose from her seat and said she needed to "burp the baby". Before I could scramble away she grabbed my from under my shoulders, put me up against her, and started patting my back vigorously. I starting tearing up and let out a little burp hoping she would let me down, and she did. I wanted to confront her right then and there but as usual, I pussied out and really couldn't think of a good way to express my feelings. I made an excuse that I wasn't feeling so good and she left shortly after.
How do I tell my friend to cut the shit without ruining our friendship?
