>>18990621>[Omega almost cracks a smile when Onigiri mentioned fighting penguins. But the existential dread soon takes hold, as Omega realises that the Imp isn't kidding. Kelly Omega has never been so sure of anything as she is right now that Onigiri blew up a penguin with an explosive rocket.]"I leave for a month and not only does fucking Tomboy Girl get *another* title match, but penguins march down Spaghetti Street. And you say they were trying to move in? What, to Cla- to Skelly's old mansion? I'm surprised there's still anyone there, to be honest."
"Who is the GJPW Champ right now? I don't watch second rate products, so I've got no idea. We could ask Spaghetti Doug to wire us some tickets, you know. Front row seats for all the action... get hard-cam side seats..."
"We were meant to have a meeting with the Fox but you know what? Fuck him. If they want" --
>[Goddess in heaven, Kelly can't believe she is about to say this out loud.]--"OniMega, then they are going to get more OniMega than they can handle."
>[And holy smokes, they need to go shopping and get Onigiri some new clothes.]