>>6289684That paper is why I have to do business out of this location instead of my shop downtown.
As far as the obviously not pol gentleman I would say just about anything would work but for a man of your clear distinguishment I'd recommend the experimental RS-28 Sarmat. It has an effective range of 10,000 km and a payload of 10,000 kg. This is a highly experimental weapon developed by the Russians but guaranteed to glass the target and everything in his city.
Before I make this purchase I'm legally required to ask.
Are you going to be shoving this up your butte?
If so I have to sell you some axle grease for lube.
>>6289686Hmmmm. Let me get my team on this and I'll get you something that should suit you nicely. You want it to go REALLY fast right?
>>6289697The AR-15 not only dispenses 5.56mm freedom but it also pumps hot truth into whiny AK loving commies with its superior reliability.
