>>23215691OFFICIAL SHITPOSTING LICENSE
Issued by the Grand Council of Internet Chaos
This certifies that the holder is hereby authorized to engage in the noble, yet utterly questionable art of shitposting, including but not limited to: flooding feeds with memes so bad they’re good, trolling with the finesse of a medieval jester, and generally being a delightful nuisance on the internet. Warning: This license does not guarantee laughter, sanity, or immunity from eternal banishment to the shadow realm of bad takes. Use your powers irresponsibly—because who needs dignity anyway?
License Number: 404-MEME-NOT-FOUND
Valid Until: The Internet Stops Being a Dumpster Fire
Signature: Lord of Lulz