>>11640253I got in trouble at my not so friendly local game store, I had to play a tranny, everyone was letting it win, I refused, and we were playing constructed from about 3-4 years ago, well anyway I was rocking my #1 favorite deck, my tribal Scarecrow deck, tranny made the mistake of trying to say my Scarecrows were neither male, nor female, and so I brought the scythe down, Reaper King + Scarecrone= It's harvest time. I made sure to explain that all Kings are male, and that my beloved Scarecrone is a female, as it says so right here(see pic). So after wining the match, I got bullied by neckbeards, they were so desperate for anything, ahhh well I ended up winning 3rd place, all in all a victory. Then came next week's Friday night magic, and one of my real friends informed me that the heshe had cut itself, and all the blame was on me. So I walked in, bought a mountain dew, took a shit, then left. Best part, heshe finally snapped, realizing it wanted it's dick back, then attempted and failed in the act of suicide, I think he's still in a nursing home or something.
Man, to think, my Autumn themed spooky scary Scarecrows managed to help push a faggot over the edge, it's because of that, that I still have that deck, while I sold everything else, never going to part from them now lol.