>>7438980>what the FUCK is the red shirt dudes problem??>He’s not that uglyGuy in red shirt detected.
Obviously he has a microdick that is the result of an adolescence eating fast food and onions products, playing vidya, and jerking to porn. Now after years of being rejected by real women, he's decided to settle for a smaller vagina that won't say mean things to him about his tiny wiener.