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When that day comes Anons, which method will you use?
Method #1: Cotton, linen, and wool. (You will run out of cloths in a week)
Method #2: Moist sponges on a stick.
Method #3: Newspapers, books, catalogs and telephone books.
Method #4: Corn cobs.
>In rural areas with outhouses, corn on the cobs were the wipes of choice.
Method #5: Use your left hand. (Islam Niggers Only)
Method #6: Splash of Water (bidet). !! MUST BE USED WITH ANOTHER METHOD!!
Method #7: Pine needles.
>If you're a bushcraft kind of prepper, then you already know the benefit of pine trees. The needles themselves are your toilet paper.
Method #8: Coconut husks.
Method #9: Hemp.
>This stuff grows faster than a tomato plant and has a myriad of uses. The Chinese first mixed mulberry bar and hemp with water and mashed it into pulp, flattened and dried it to create paper.
