>>4228716It was an Island with stange, alien plants and beings living on it. The beings had purple skin, a tail and flat noses, and had no arms. They did everything with their feet and tail. They thought i was a god and worshipped me. I could have any of their women and as many as i desired, i had many orgies with the armless purple women. They chose only the most privileged of their people to suck the shit out of my ass, as i was seen as a very divine being, so i never had to shit. I made them sacrifice their newborns to feed me and they were obliged to do so. I became bored with their submissive nature and decided they would make a colosseum and fight to the death for my entertainment. It was entertaining, but only for a while. They soon after that grown tired of my tyrant ways and realised i was not a god, but a LARP. This greatly angered the armless purple flat nosed people and they began to revolt. I realised i could not live here anymore and i missed earth so i had my gaurds to hold off and distract the plebs whilst i made it to my plane. I got into my plane and packed all. The plane was very loud and they all ran to it, throwing their silly little jigaboo projectiles at the plane as i took off... but they were too late... I was on my way home!
It was an adventure i will never forget. And now i KNOW the Earth is indeed flat.
