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I had my first TA duties today. It was absolute fuck nightmare, and my sexual torture implants were activated basically the entire time I was in there. I wrote this email to myself while I was in there:
"This fucking wriggler in my anus is going absolutely crazy while I am sitting here in this tutoring center, and certainly the brain scan is being fed to one of these notorious infidels in here with me because the 9:00 or 10:00 electroshock implant was activated to electrocute my anus at the exact moment I decided to send this email, about one second before I actually even began to create it. Therefore, make a special consideration for the wretched cunt peaking at me with my one eye from the end of the table. She said, "Ok," at the exact moment I referred to her in this email, so make sure to sink some nails into a chunk of wood and place it in her vagina so the insect larvae can breathe while they eat here from the inside."
At the end of along table, there were actually two women camped out at the end, each peaking at me with one eye past the edge of their computer screens. The one I mentioned in the email looks very much like that hideous troll Laura Kershaw. I left the room I was working in, and I can still feel the sexual torture implants. I am not sure if they are still subtly wriggling or if it is just the lingering sensation of them being activated for literally an hour straight.