>>9616066>Cain was the son of Eve and the SerpentNice job adding your own personal fanfiction on top of other fanfiction about bronze-age mythology.
You know that's how your whole religion developed, right?
It's incredible that on the one hand religion contains a few brilliant stories and metaphors about the human condition, like the story of Cain and Abel, where you can spend hours pondering why Cain's offerings are being rejected, but then people like you come along and mix in some other stupid shit like you're deliberately trying to miss the point.
Other nice example: David and Goliath
Perfectly brilliant mythological story about brain over brawn
Israelites: "AKTSHUALLY this acutally happened and it's not that David is simply being clever, it's that God is guiding his stone and David wuz our kang back when we wuz stronk an sheet"
