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From a empty corner of the Dojo Curry Girl takes in the new trainees.
Now is the time of day when they're expected to work on bumps, but none of them seem particularly motivated.
>What's the matter, girls? Hungry?
>If that's the case I can whip a steaming bowl of roghan josh for your morning meal!
The trainees immediately go from apathetic to apprehensive.
>Looks like I've got everything I need here but the lamb, how about I substitute...
>Oh! looks like we have a few cans of Scrapple™, the meat block made from the finest bits of snout and offal pigs have to offer!
>My dear Liam was so fond of the stuff when we first crossed the Atlantic. Use to call it, "faggot in a can"
Curry Girl's eyes begin to water.
Through the budding tears she can see the trainees hard at work on their bumps.
>Oh well, they may not be hungry now, but surely they'll have worked up quite an appetite by lunch
