>>21424614My conspiracy theory is that zoomies grew up lathering their face with mystery Korean products in the guise of "skin care routines". My guess is that at best those products don't work and at worst they actively fuck up your skin and drive you to the real money maker. Plastic surgery.
Combine that with zoomies buying the vegan meme and it means they've got zero collagen.
t. 35 year old millennial that could pass for 20s if I shaved my beard and dressed like a kid.