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>hear landwhale stomping towards my room
>pretend to be playing Fortnite
>she kicks the door open with the power of a thousand angry lesbians
>don't bother to look back
>she screams my name
>look back
>shes fucking naked
>i screech, than begin to feel puke in my throat
>swallow it like a bitch
>" PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON "
>" YOU PLANTED THOSE THINGS UNDER MY BED! "
>covering my eyes, i yell " What the fuck are you talking about! "
>she pulls out the hacksaw
>" THIS!! "
>i look confused and yell, " GET THE FUCK OUT YOU LESBIAN COW! "
>she grunts and slams my door
>somethings, my friends, can't be unseen
I have a shit ton more stories, if you want to hear those too
