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>be me
>15 year old boy living in germoney
>Have holidays
>Go to a Party
>Kinda overdo it with the alcohol
>Going home 4:50 am
>Hoping the police won't arrest me
>Hear a siren
>Shit.exe
>Run over a field and hide behind bush
> Police car drives away
>Luck.jpg
>Walk as fast as a chubby 15 year old drunkard can
>Arrive @ home
> Lie into bed
> Drink a glass of water
> There's a fiesta in my stomach
>Ohshit.png
>Go down the stairs to get to the toilet
>Feel the puke coming
>Puke with mouth closed
>Get disgusted an puke more
>Whole staircase full of puke
>Run to toilet
>Try to puke
>Miss the toilet
>Shit shit shit shit
>Clean the big peaces
>Floor still covered in puke
> Go to sleep and deal with it tomorrow
>Realize that my parents are home and have to go to work tommorow
>Jump out of bed and clean it so they can't see the rest
>Then go to sleep
> Wake up next morning
>Puke stains on wall
> Goes easily of with wet towel
>Relief.jpg
TL;DR I covered my staircase with puke and almost got arrested by the police
