>>8090359"well.. because fat isn't actually bad for you. carbs and sugar are the problem. ever eat nuts, man nuts are great for you. what even are nuts? are they like fruit? they both grow on trees right? hey jamie look up how nuts grow."
>see an article that nuts are grown in the ground."WHAT?!"
>nearly shit myself in surprise"that makes sense. they can't grow on trees because squirrels would fuck them up. squirrels are basically tiny chimps."