>>19087800Pondering how best to relieve herself of the burden of the WWA Super Duper Multiversal Championship Amy Flame scrolls through the contacts on her phone looking for someone who might fit the bill, but gets momentarily distracted by a message from Sola Fire. She reads the message once then a second time, did Sola's spelling get worse somehow?
"Couching with Colby?", Amy pondered aloud, "Uh I think not Sola Fire, the only one 'couching' with Colby will be me!"
Momentarily blinded by a misplaced jealousy Amy considered passing the WWA Multiversal Championship and all of its baggage onto Sola, but upon reading the text a third time it became clear what she had actually meant. For once the fans were right, Sola really was a good girl.
Amy began tapping out a message;
>Hello Sola, thanks for your text!>Holly beat the crap out of me but even though I lost I still had a lot of fun, I think she's a lonely person deep down but for now Holly just needs to do Holly things :'(>I would very much like to catch up whenever it's convenient for you.>Have you considered moving out of the Dojo? Getting out of that place and spreading your wings might really help.>If you need help I know lots of people! Let's talk!As Amy rolled from her side onto her back Multiversal Malcolm would appear once again.
>"Nuh uh! No! I did NOT get pinned again!">"Well, you almost did.">"By what? My shirt? The air in this room?">"You were almost pinned by the weight of your own guilt.">"Malcolm, please, you're killing me. I've already lost to a TV Remote today, I can't do the job for an abstract concept too."Amy suddenly sat bolt upright grinning.
>"...or maybe I CAN!">"You can't."