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I woke up at 2 in the morning to be the first inline at the starbucks drive thru to get a pumpkin spice latte.
They open at 4:30 so I figured I'd be ok to get there at 3, which gave me time to stop at the shop for a plop and swing by mc Donald's before they stopped selling burgers.
Well my plop took a little long than expected so I got to Starbucks around 3:15 and the line was already wrapped around the building and about 2 blocks down the road. I got in line and the line quickly continued to grow behind me.
Around 4:15 shortly before they opened some white bitch in a Lexus came up to me asking if she could cut infont of me because she's a busy mom and the pumpkin spice latte is her daughters favorite drink. I told her no and she just started screaming IM A MOM IM A MOM an tried cutting in front of me, so I pulled out my gun and fired afew shots at her. I her her shout from her car "no Jamal calm down" then some black guy got out of the passenger side with an ak and unloaded 2 clips off at me. At some point I did hit him and he ran into the car screaming "drive bitch I gots warrents n shit" so they sped away.
Finally 4:30 comes and Starbucks opens, but they weren't able to serve everyone quick enough and fights started beaking out because some people used the app to order and their drinks were ready and paid for. Shortly after it turned into a full scale riot with the Starbucks and half the cars on fire chanting "who's drinks are these? Our drinks"
I escape without a pumpkin spice latte and the smell of burning gasoline and pumpkin in the air. As I drove away reloading my gun and asking Siri to find another Starbucks i question if all of this is worth it. And yes, as long as I get my latte it's always worth it.
