>>18237502Anubis already tried, after i sat down he stopped and gave me props
then he came on to me, i had to reject him (i'm no homo)
The last 3 years they've all come after me.
a monkey with spider eyes and tendrils off the back of the head, people with blades, guns (two shot me in the side of the head)
etc.
irl i saw the red sun disk and received various guests of questionable origin.
i even peered into the void and sat in the abyss in the midst of the demons (they fled when the light of God emanated from within me)
i survived with brief moments of terror and rage, but here i am.
>tl;dr freddy kruger isn't getting anything.