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So older lad was one of my business associates and knew of me already. It did not go as expected though.
>get off the bus
>bro you know it's rude to stare. You can just ask you know.
>"you must be Normie"
>yeah how'd you know?
>"beard, dreadlocks and a charming yet forward personality. N***o has told me a lot about you. Nice to finally meet you."
>shake hands
>nice to meet you
>again you can just ask
>I'm a very amicable person
>"well then how about after work you come back to my hotel and smash my junk?"
>ahegao internally
>compose yourself Normie you're at work!
>that sounds really nice but I don't think there will be much smashing
>with my small butt it's really more of a vigorous tapping
>"oh that's not what I want"
>what?
>then what do you want?
>"I want you to SMASH my junk then I'll smash yours and we can get drinks after."
>UWOTM8
>uhh I really appreciate the offer but I don't think my wife would like someone doing that to me
>awkwardly but quickly bail
>see him inside
>immediately go home
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU QUEERS SO FUCKING WEIRD?! IT'S ALL BRATS, WEIRDOS AND SICK PERVERTS!
WHAT THE FUCK?! I'VE NEVER IN MY LIFE ENCOUNTERED SUCH OVERWHELMING DISGUST FOR FELLOW GAYS! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!
