>>16796266maybe it wont happen if you put some alcohol into le coffeeroo
>>16796268i kneel
>>16796269yes, le push ups would make use of ancient magic... i forgot
>>16796271i think the hobo way to get government help in germany is
go to le ordnungsamt -> get on a waiting list for emergency places -> after some years you will have a temporary place so you will be able to make a bank account and get help
it would be so many steps backwards and i dont want to sleep with 4-idk smelly men
>>16796280>''Well, it was all checking out for these few years and you seemed qualified by now, but you don't have 5 buckeroos to drive to the landlord, good lucke lmao.''to be honest, it would not surprise me if that would actually happen. the money i am supposed to use to get to landlords is le money supposed to make me capable of living which is sent to my mom. my mom is stealing the money so they probably cant do anything about it