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Uh-oh, it's that time again! SHEE6 is on her way to the ring and she has a microphone. She is carrying a box with her that she sets down on the ring apron before she gets in the ring. It's uncertain what might be in there: perhaps some tacos?
>"Mine fondest salutations be upon you, good spectators of the WWA Galaxy!"
SHEE6 pauses to let the crowd react as they will.
>"By now you have borne witness to mine first victory, earned in hard-fought conflict against the brash and aggressive Amanda Mills!"
SHEE6's excited demeanor falls into somber contemplation.
>"And you will have seen that it is but a farce. It is not just. For Amanda Mills, mine opponent, did have her hand upon the bottom rope of the ring whilst being pinned!"
SHEE6 looks around sadly.
>"It is a most disheartening and demoralizing fact. A truly shameful circumstance for which I will be sorry of for the remainder of mine natural life. In the months before this day I have been mocked, belittled, and looked upon with scorn throughout mine journey. T'is claimed that I am but an artless knave, an unprofitable servant, destined to rely upon mine mother and the government for support for the remainder of mine natural life. T'is claimed that mine life serves no meaning or purpose. T'is claimed that I shall never know the intimate touch of a paramour, as mine unusual demeanor is deterrent to all potential suitors. T'is claimed that mine devotion to the ideals of chivalry and noble battle is an affect, an antiquated farce that serves only to make of me a figure of mockery and scorn. Why, T'IS CLAIMED, indeed, verily, and by mine troth, that I have NO BUSINESS within the wrestling ring, that mine competence, capability, and capacity for success are all lacking and that mine very presence upon each occasion I enter the ring makes a mockery of the WWA!!"
SHEE6 looks down and swallows.
>"And with a single victory I could have put the lie to this harsh and injurious statement, had it been justly done."
