DEAD SERIOUS:
Shia LaBeouf gave us a weapon to use in the End Times. Don't laugh. Just listen.
Download this clip from YouTube right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYU2O8pGXos [Embed]
>save it to your phone>make it into an mp3 and save it as a ringtone>set an alarm with this ringtone and set it to repeat over and over>"Christ Is Lord" HURTS them>even if you're in a situation where you can't speak, you can make the alarm play it over and over again>THEY WILL FUCKING RUN FROM YOUShia, you are redeemed, fren.
I know we fucked with you pretty hard a few years ago, but look at it this way:
It was the greatest game of Capture The Flag of all time.
Thank you, brother.
Heed these words, frens.
This shit is for real and you all need Christ on your side.