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Worrying about your hairline isn't even gay, it's just straight up effeminate. It's just as bad as obsessing over shoes.
Shave your fucking head.
Grow a beard.
If your beard is uneven:
Find the lowest point that your hair grows above the jawline (on the cheeks).
Draw a line through that point from below your ear to your nose/mouth line.
Use a razor to shave everything above that line so you have a night, straight, geometric stubble line.
Find the highest point below your jawline (on your neck, closest to your jaw) at which your hair grows.
Draw a curved line from the two angles of your mandible through that point.
Shave everything below that line with a razor.
Use an electric trimmer with guides to keep your hair a uniform length.
Keep your mustache area from 5-7 mm.
Keep your hair above the jawline to 16mm max, 9 if you can't grow hair well.
Grow the hair below your jawline from 16-32 mm
Keep your hair off your lips. Shit's nasty. Use the electric razor to square up around your lips.
Use a small foil tip to shave around your lips so you don't look like you just walked out of 2 year hiatus in fucking Zanzibar.
Easy. Trim 1-2 times a week. Probbaly Wednesday and Saturday night so your sharp and clean for church Sunday morning.
