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When I was in my early 20’s, my friends and I thought it would be a good idea to go to a nude beach to pick up chicks. Yeah, no. We went to a nude beach in Sandy Hook, New Jersey. We walked out to a wide open empty spot on the sand in our bathing suits. We saw nothing but naked senior citizens. We decided to sit and and wait a while to see if hot naked chicks would walk by. Yeah, no. Instead, as we sat there, a group of about eight 30-something year old naked males approached us, greeted us as they were getting closer, handed us a business card as they said, “If you guys are looking for good music, good drinking and dancing, and beautiful people, we recommend you hang out at this club”, and they walked on by. We read the business card. I forget the name of the place but the catchphrase was something like, “where the boys are”. Gays.
Nude beaches = naked senior citizens and gays.
