>>12465911I fucked around for 3 years after college just smoking weed and jacking off but on my resume I said that I had been doing internships/working/travelling. When third party company verified my resume they were calling burning phone numbers and I would just change the pitch of my voice and use funny accents. It got really stressful because it was the same woman calling to verify all the sources, so I had to keep my stories straight and remember the backgrounds about my lies for each one, while maintaining accent/pitch. IMO just from this effort i deserve it more than someone who had actually had this bullshit experience so I dont feel guilty