>>6853991Buy a whole page in your local newspaper where
you basically write a whole love story about how sorry you are and how pathetic you are etc etc. After that you
call everyone she knows or send them actual handwritten letters,
asking them to tell her that it's her fault and how they can't believe
what a stupid bitch she is.
The next step in the plan might be a bit tricky, but if you want this relationship
to work you might just have to do it. Buy rope, lots of rope. Like a ridiculous amount of rope. Bring all the rope and go to the street outside her house, tie some of the ropes together and
spell out "I LOVE YOU" or "I'M SORRY" or something like that on the street and then tie
that together with like another 100 meters of rope that goes along the street to a big tree,
now you need to get an anvil or something heavy like that tied to the end of the rope, and it has
to be placed high up in three tree and then I don't know where I'm going with this guys please continue
