>>20639283ArKade bursts into the GJPW head office and tears off her jacket, before hurling it to the floor. A member of staff who speaks English rushes to placate her.
“Miss R… Kade… MADDOTAKO accepts your challenge. She say any time. Any place. And I can promise to you, GJPW wirr not get in the way of this! You have what you want! No need for troubre!” He rests his hands on her shoulders. “So please-AHHH!”
ArKade pushes the man away, and a slap rings out as her palm meets his cheek. “Are you dizzy, blud?” she yells. “Man moving MAD, putting hands on me. Must be tripping, swear down.”
She sticks a finger in the man’s face. “Listen up, yeah? Gal don’t care if she accept the challenge now, after beating Pen Gwyn and Jingisu Kan. Cause I should have been first, blud. I done earned it.”
“And another thing. This company should have been promoting me as one of your little dojo success stories. Where’s my merch, blud? I should be making mad peas in merch money right now bruv, you wasteman fucking with my money! All because I’m not Japanese!”
ArKade spots a woman holding up a phone, having filmed the entire exchange so far. She rushes over and grabs it. “Hey, MADDOCRAPPO!” she screams, glaring into the camera. “You said you’d fight me any time and any place, yeah? Good, because you best believe I’m not gonna fight you in this racist country. Nah blud. I’m not gonna give the GJPW referees the chance to screw me.”
She holds the camera closer to her face. “But GJPW is in bed with WWA now innit bruv, doing matches on their shows and that. So I want our match to be at Bishoujo at the Beach II, in America! Fuck Japan!”
ArKade pushes the phone back into the grasp of the woman she snatched it from. “Speak English? Good. Upload that. Tweetstagram.”
As the woman uploads the video, ArKade picks her jacket up off the floor, and stomps away.
