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>Be Brit
>Sleeping
>Alarm clock wakes me up
>Alarm clock apologizes for inconvenience
>Get breakfast
>No cereal
>Cereal apologizes for inconvenience
>Go to my glorious 1963 red mini
>Doesn't start
>Couldn't be from our magnificent engineering, must be foreign
>Mini apologizes for inconvenience
>Decide to take underground instead
>Trains are delayed because someone sneezed
>Underground staff apologize for inconvenience
>Get to work
>Find out my job had been taken by Adil overnight
>Boss apologised for inconvenience
>Go back home
>Starts raining
>Rain apologizes for inconvenience
Such is the life in Britcuckistan
