>>3710179>Wake up>Bump head on celing>Remember I live in a Chinese druglord's attic for $300000 a week>Feel happy because he must be super happy that he's making more money than me>Go downstairs and eat breakfast>Accidentally rape his daughter with eye contact. She says thank you>Police arrive instantly>They begin to beat me within an inch of my life>Remember that I won't need to pay for my medical bill>Say thank you>Get taken to court>Judge asks daughter if i raped her>She says yes>Get 20 years in prison>Say Thank You>While in jail i'm forcefully educated on cultural and racial sensitivity and the importance of women in society>Get raped and beaten by cellmates daily>Ask for classes on not beating and raping>Get laughed at>Say thank you>Sent to mental asylum >There is a picture of the sacred woke bae Prime Minister
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