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The background noise of artillery and rifles filled the ears of the young privates as they crested the hill and moved into cover. German infantry had put up a last stand, but it was all for nought. As they cowered in the dirt, high velocity rounds spitting past overhead, the squad waited for the sound of the armoured vehicles that had been seconded to their squad. Within seconds they felt the earth tremble, and watched in awe as the Crusader XV heavy tanks broke through the opposite side of the battle, slaughtering the German troops like pigs in an abattoir. For these young privates, the Eighth European war was over.
The Roaches swept aside all defenses, conquering much of Neo-Zo in a mere few weeks. The military strength of neo-zo had been greatly depleted by the war with Saudi, and they were not ready for the sudden betrayal.
Stanley the Slavic Superhero was bored, and it showed. He tried everything he could to alleviate it: he played some vidya, fapped to anime girls, shitposted on 4chan - he even conquered Iran! But he still couldn't amuse himself. Maybe, he thought to himself, I should try to attack a non NPC nation? Ah well, he shrugged. I guess it's my players choice.
In the end, the last Suumi people surrender. Isolated on Iceland, they had heard tale after tale of the relentless onslaught that their brother had been subjected to, and they wished for peace. The Brotherhood thought this was laughable, but accepted it. Peace? one said. Peace is a fools dream and a wise mans enemy.
The spaghetti niggers are currently at peace.
I have to go now sorry guys, got stuff to do. Make sure you're all in the discord and maybe I'll pick this up later tonight.
